Just snapped this pic of The Dark Lord in his studio. His
notebook was opened to a page titled T D Lorde - Royal Canin...
I've never seen a turkey in the flesh
I cut my teeth on cat chow from a packet
And I'm not proud of my address, in a torn up box
No sheepskin envy
I cut my teeth on cat chow from a packet
And I'm not proud of my address, in a torn up box
No sheepskin envy
But every song's like clean fangs, fresh goose, garden for a bathroom
Gravy stains, Pet town, trashin' a living room,
We don't care, we're eating Fancy Feasts in our dreams
But everybody's like plush tail, Nutrosnack, diamonds on your collar piece
Weight gains, islands, walking on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair
And we'll never eat Royal
It doesn't run in our blood, that kind of food just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler, you can stroke me on your knee
And baby I'll purr I'll purr I'll purr I'll purr
Let me live that fantasy